What if Operating Systems Ran Airlines ?
Somebody on the net asked that preposterous question and here are the responses, as told to us by Allan Paller, Computer Associates International Inc's director of open systems.
DOS Airline
Everybody pushes the airplane unitl it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, and so on..
Mac Airways
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions, you are told you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just shut up.
Windows Airline
The airport terminal is nice and colorful with friendly stewards, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff.... then the plane blows upwithout any warning whatsoever.
Fly NT
Everyone marches out onto the runway, says the password in unison, and forms the outline of an airplane. They they all sit down and make a whooshing sound like they're flying.
Unix Airline
Everyone brings a piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
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Dingue ! mon 98SE aussi
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nan mais si oui conseillez moi quelle distrib est pas trop grosse en place 
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! nan mais c'est vrai ils sont complétement barrés !
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