> I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
> *Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,Massachusetts.
> Remember, it's not, How high are you? it's Hi, how are you?
> *Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
> God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
> *The Irish Times. Washington, DC
> To do is to be. -Descartes
> To be is to do. -Voltaire
> Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
> *Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.
> It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> *Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg,Arizona.
> Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
> *Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
> Express Lane: Five beers or less
> *Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Phoenix, AZ.
> JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
> *Men's restroom, American University. Washington, DC