This is business :-)

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
...Son: Then okay.

Dad goes to Bill Gates.

...Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay.

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.

THIS IS BUSINESS

Tu viens de me raconter la blague la plus drôle de cette année :)