On m'a fait part de quelques blague sur l'AS/400.

The AS400 Can Divide by Zero.

No one will hack the AS400 because someone once tried and the AS400 tracked him down and killed him.

The AS400 doesn't need air conditioning because it can cool itself If there is a problem the AS400 can drive itself to IBM and be back before anyone notices.

The deathstar was controlled by a single AS400 who foresaw the weakness in the structure and ejected itself moments before the impending explosion...

The light on top of the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas is actually an AS400 running at peak efficiency.

In the beginning, God created the AS400, then the AS400 said let me take over and the rest was history

Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse the AS400. The AS400 instantaneously created a parallel univers and trapped Chuck there for all eternity... No one messes with an AS400